I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

Return To Me, For My Heart Wants You Only. Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Won't You Please Hurry Home To My Heart.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.