I Went To A Fight The Other

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.