My Wife Wants Sex In The Back

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!