I Wish I Had A Dime For

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.