I Wish I Had A Dime For

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.