I Wish My Name Started With A

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

Some Of Them Relate To Farts But They Are Not Fart Jokes. They Would Just Be A Fart In The Joke But It's About Something Else.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.