I Worked My Way Up From Nothing

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.