I Worked My Way Up From Nothing

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.