I Worked My Way Up From Nothing

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.