I Would Have Painted The White House

The Most Difficult Thing To Get People To Do Is To Accept The Obvious.

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

Just Being A Negro Doesn't Qualify You To Understand The Race Situation Any More Than Being Sick Makes You An Expert On Medicine.

I Never Learned Hate At Home, Or Shame. I Had To Go To School For That.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.