I Wouldn't Keep Him Around Long If

Just How Could A Nation Often Be Great If It's Bread Tastes Want Kleenex.

Just Speak Very Loudly And Quickly, And State Your Position With Utter Conviction, As The French Do, And You'll Have A Marvelous Time!

A Party Without Cake Is Really Just A Meeting.

Learn How To Cook! That's The Way To Save Money. You Don't Save It Buying Hamburger Helpers, And Prepared Foods; You Save It By Buying Fresh Foods In Season Or In Large Supply, When They Are Cheapest And Usually Best, And You Prepare Them From Scratch At Home. Why Pay For Someone Else's Work, When If You Know How To Do It, You Can Save All That Money For Yourself?

I Wouldn't Keep Him Around Long If I Didn't Feed Him Well.