I Wouldn't Keep Him Around Long If

I Always Give My Bird A Generous Butter Massage Before I Put It In The Oven. Why? Because I Think The Chicken Likes It -- And, More Important, I Like To Give It.

Because I've Done A Lot Of Television, I'm Sort Of A Generalist. I'm Not A Pastry Cook, But I've Had To Learn A Certain Amount About It. I'm Not A Baker, Though I've Had To Learn How To Do It. I'm Sort Of A General Cook.

The Best Way To Execute French Cooking Is To Get Good And Loaded And Whack The Hell Out Of A Chicken.

People Were Hysterical About Communism The Way People Today Are Hysterical About Flag Burning. I'm Really Against These People Who Try To Show That They're Great Patriots, Because They're Not Thinking, They're Just Being Hysterical.

Without Peanuts, It Isn't A Cocktail Party.