If A Tree Falls On Your Head

Having A Baby Dragged Me, Kicking And Screaming, From The World Of Self-absorption.

There's Something Very Refreshing About Being On Stage.

Parents Often Give Middle Names Just So That Later, When They're Yelling At The Kid, They Can Drag It Out. Henry David Thoreau, You Come In Here This Instant!

Every Time I See Peter Falk In The Movie I Think That Would Be Great. We'd Be Fun Together

Middle Names Are Kind Of Like Vice Presidents: It's A Fine Distinction And Certainly An Honor, But You're Never Not Aware That Someone Else Got The Real Job.