If Any Of Us Had A Child

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

You Can Be Killed Just As Dead In An Unjustified War As You Can In One Protecting Your Own Home.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco. Never Kick A Cow Chip On A Hot Day. Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up.

There Is Not A Better Day In The World To Be Spent Than With A Lot Of Wise Old Cowmen Around Barbecued Beef, Black Coffee And Good "free Holy" Beans.