If He's Been Married For 31 Years,

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.