If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

The Casting Couch? There's Only One Of Us Who Ever Made It To Stardom Without It, And That Was Bette Davis.