If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two

If You Decide To Do Comedy That Involves Risk, Risk Means Risk, And You Can't Complain Of Flesh Wounds If You Sit Down At The Table To Play.

I'm Doing Stuff On Kaballah And Scientology And A Little Bit More Racial Stuff, For Good Measure.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

Take Lots Of Time For Yourself, Discovering Yourself-pursue Not Only A Profession But Other Life Passions, I Always Make Time To Rock Climb Or Hike Or Write A Few Short Stories. Also, Find Good People And Surround Yourself With Them. Most Importantly, Always Believe You Will, Unequivocally.

As Soon As A Woman Is Old Enough To Have An Opinion And Have A Voice And Be Unafraid, She's Very Much Encouraged By All Sorts Of People To Crawl Under A Rock And Die. And It's So Weird. My Crime Is Not Dying.