If I Had Been Born Ugly, You

I Definitely Don't Think That Money Can Buy You Love. It Can Buy You Affection But Certainly Not Love.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three