I Never Went Out In The Morning

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

If You Make Up Your Own Mind, You Can Only Blame Yourself.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.