If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

If My Catholic Boyfriend And I Ever Have A Kid, We'll Just Be Honest With It. We'll Say That Mommy Is One Of God's Chosen People, And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

I Am Jewish And Proud Of This Culturally And Ethnically - The Ways In Which I Was Born This Way And Am Happy With Whom I Am.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.

Also, I Learned Whether You Are Gay, Bisexual, It Doesn't Matter, You Know... Because, At The End Of The Day, They're Both Gross. But Mostly, I Learned That Elderly Black Women Are Wise Beyond Their Years... But Younger Black Women Are Prostitutes.

I Like My Life Alone.