They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying

I Can't Cater To Everyone's Needs And What They're Going To Be Offended By; That's One Freedom I Have.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

I Don't Want To Deconstruct What I Do.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.