If I Paid $3 Or $4 For

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.