How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.