If Raymond Chandler Came From The South,

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

Wandering Around Back Stage At A Willie Nelson Concert Is A Bit Like Being The Parrot On The Shoulder Of The Guy Who's Running The Ferris Wheel. It's Not The Best Seat In The House, But You See Enough Lights, Action, People, And Confusion To Make You Wonder If Anybody Knows What The Hell's Going On. If You're Sitting Out Front, Of Course, It All Rolls Along As Smoothly As A German Train Schedule, But As Willie, Like Any Great Magician, Would Be The First To Point Out, The Real Show Is Never In The Center Ring. As Willie Always Says, Fortunately, We're Not In Control.

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

I Want To Fight The Wussification Of The State Of Texas. I Want To Rise And Shine And Bring Back The Glory.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.