If Raymond Chandler Came From The South,

I've Achieved Many Of My Dreams, And I Want To See That Some Others Get A Chance To, Especially Younger Texans.

It Wasn't A Healthy Attitude, But It Wasn't Really A Healthy World.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.