If Someone Else Is Paying For It,

You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.

I Would Show Up At A Party For Al Qaeda If You Said There's Going To Be A Dinner.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

A Lot Of People Who Claim They're Political Comedians Are Just Comedians Who Have Opinions. But They Stop Being Funny The Minute They Give Their Opinions.

I'm One Of Those People, In Any Country I'm In, If Somebody Could Just Put Me In A Car Or A Bus, I'll Look Out The Window And Say, 'ok, There's The Tower Of London, There's Buckingham Palace, There's Big Ben,' And If It All Takes About Five Minutes, Perfect. I've Seen All Of It And I Can Go Home.