If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

I Recently Went To A New Doctor And Noticed He Was Located In Something Called The Professional Building. I Felt Better Right Away.

People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!