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I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

While Some Of My Closest Friends Were Jocks, It Seemed That They Spoke A Different Language With Each Other. Joining In Their Conversation Was Fraught With Risk.

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.

Digital Television, Satellite Radio, Videogames, Ipods - So Much Media. Do Books Even Matter Anymore?