If There's One Thing That Everyone Can

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is Soooo Yesterday.

Think Of All That Hard Work Our Founding Fathers Put In - The Revolutionizing, The Three-fifths Compromising, Having To Write The Entire Constitution With A Quill - And Yet They Neglected To Include The Right To Vote.

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.