If You Die In An Elevator, Be

The Longest Word In The World Is "a Word From Our Sponsor."

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

What We Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.