If You Die In An Elevator, Be

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

It's Not The Sugar That Makes The Tea Sweet, But The Stirring.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village