We May Not Always See Eye To

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

You Must Learn From The Mistakes Of Others. You Can't Possibly Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.