We May Not Always See Eye To

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.