You Can't Start At The Top.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?