You Can't Start At The Top.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

The American Success Formula Is First To Get A Home Of Your Own, Then To Get A Car Of Your Own So You Don't Have To Stay In That Home Of Your Own.

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.