When I Was A Boy I Used

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It Does. Keep Going.