If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

Usually My Favorite Joke Is Whichever Joke I Most Recently Came Up With That Surprised Me The First Time I Thought Of It.

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

I Live In New York And There Are A Lot Of Famous... Pizzerias In My Neighborhood, It's Really Hard To Find One That Isn't Famous. Which Sucks Sometimes, You Know What I Mean, Sometimes I Don't Want All That Glitz And Glamour, I Just Want Something Delicious, You Know? I Don't Need A Celebrity In My Mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza Would Be Fine.