If You Laugh At It, You Can

A Study Says Owning A Dog Makes You 10 Years Younger. My First Thought Was To Rescue Two More, But I Don't Want To Go Through Menopause Again.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

Whatever You Do To Recover From A Loss, People Will Be Critical Because They Believe That The Only Way To Recover Is Their Way. And You Will Even Run Into Some People Who Should Be Run Into By Rhinos Because They Actually Don't Want To See You Get Over Your Tragedy At All; Grief Is A Spectator Sport For Them.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.