If You Laugh At It, You Can

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.