You Know It's Time To Start Using

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.