If You Live Right, Death Is A

The Crime Of Taxation Is Not In The Taking It, It's In The Way That It's Spent.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

Things In Our Country Run In Spite Of Government, Not By Aid Of It.