If You Lose A Couple Of Inches

I Think Fat, Out-of-shape People Should Be Fined.

I Have One Thing In My Mind. How Can I Get People To Start Taking Care Of Themselves? That's All I Think About.

If Man Makes It, I Don't Eat It!

You've Got To Exercise. Your Health Account, Your Bank Account, They're The Same Thing. The More You Put In, The More You Can Take Out.

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.