If You're The President You Only Have

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

I Like The Tradition Of The Oscars. I Like That Some Of The Greatest Comedians Ever Have Hosted The Show.

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.