If You've Driven Over To The Gay

You're 28, Why Are You Going To Goth Clubs? Do What I Do, Sit At Home & Wait To Die. You Don't Have To Kill Yourself, You're Just Waiting.

I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'