Screw Guilt -- I Could Have Sex

The Truth Is We're All Probably More Creative Than We Realize, Except We Spend Our Lives Watching Tv Or Reading Somebody Else's Book. We Never Pick Up A Brush And Stand In Front Of Our Own Easel.

Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free To Pay Higher Taxes.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

California Is Like The Hot Blond High School Chick Who's Been Getting By On Her Looks, But Now She's 45 And Falling Apart.