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So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

I Still Think That, Hopefully, You're Not Ahead Of The Jokes, And I Think That Has Value. There Is A Punchline And It's Pointed - And, Again, Whether You Think It's Funny Or Not, That's Subjective.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

I Did One Of The Worst Shows For That Kind Of Thing In Northampton, Massachusetts, Which Is One Of The Most Liberal Spots On The Planet. There Were Numerous People Who Walked Out, Somebody Had Thrown A Beer, I Had People Yelling And Screaming.