In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.