In Genesis, It Says That It Is

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.