In Genesis, It Says That It Is

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.