You Can Only Be As Good As

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.