In High School, I Weighed 175 To

Just Do The Math. In The Next 50 To 75 Years, People Will Be Living To Be 130 And 140. They'll Be Working Until They're 100. It's Incredible.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

I Got More Mail Than Anybody On The History Of The Today Show, But Half Of It Was To Get Me Off The Air.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.