In My Sex Fantasy, Nobody Ever Loves

The Divorce Has Lasted Way Longer Than The Marriage, But Finally It's Over. Enough About That. The Point Is That For A Long Time, The Fact That I Was Divorced Was The Most Important Thing About Me. And Now It's Not.

When You Slip On A Banana Peel, People Laugh At You. But When You Tell People You Slipped On A Banana Peel, It's Your Laugh.

Maybe Young Women Don't Wonder Whether They Can Have It All Any Longer, But In Case Any Of You Are Wondering, Of Course You Can Have It All. It Will Be A Little Messy, But Embrace The Mess. It Will Be Complicated, But Rejoice In The Complications. It Will Not Be Anything Like What You Think It Will Be Like, But Surprises Are Good For You. And Don't Be Frightened: You Can Always Change Your Mind. I Know: I've Had Four Careers And Three Husbands.

I Don't Think Any Day Is Worth Living Without Thinking About What You're Going To Eat Next At All Times.

Hollywood Is A Very Male Business, And It Has In Vast Portions Of It - The Whole Action Movie Part Of It Might As Well Be The United States Army In 1943 In That The Ethics Of It Are, You Know, Boot Camp And Action Movies And Guns And Explosions And All The Rest Of It, And That - So That Means That About 50% Of The Business Is Not Only Pretty Much Closed Off To Women, But Women Don't Even Wanna Be In It!