In The Human Race Today, You Came

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake!

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.