In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

Onstage, It's All Just A Heightened And More Elaborate Version Of Me. When You're Standing Onstage, Your Adrenaline Is Going, Your Enthusiasm Is At Full Tilt, And The Excitement Helps Elevate You're Attitude. I've Always Wanted To Be As Close To Myself Offstage, Being Funny With My Buddies, And That's What I've Worked Hard On - Being Authentic To Who I Really Am.