In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be

My Brain Is Very Fantastical. If I Ever Actually Recorded Myself, I Could Probably Win A Grammy For Sex Talk. Being On The Road While In Relationships, You Need To Learn To Pleasure One Another.

If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.

I Like Fearless Characters, People Just Not Afraid To Do Anything It Takes To Make People Laugh.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.