In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?