In Two Decades I've Lost A Total

Next To Hot Chicken Soup, A Tattoo Of An Anchor On Your Chest, And Penicillin, I Consider A Honeymoon One Of The Most Overrated Events In The World.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, Instead Of Wishing Away Nine Months Of Pregnancy, I'd Have Cherished Ever Moment And Realized That The Wonderment Growing Inside Me Was The Only Chance In Life To Assist God In A Miracle.

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

I Would Have Invited Friends Over To Dinner Even If The Carpet Was Stained, Or The Sofa Faded.