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In Two Decades I've Lost A Total Of 789 Pounds. I Should Be Hanging From A Charm Bracelet.
-Erma Bombeck
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In Two Decades I've Lost A Total
Erma Bombeck
In Two Decades I've Lost A Total Of 789 Pounds. I Should Be Hanging From A Charm Bracelet.
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