It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are;

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

I'm Competitive At Everything.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.