It's So Nice To Share A Day

They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

Jon Lovitz. Jon, Your Act Is Like Masturbation: You're The Only One Who Enjoys It, And You Should Be Arrested For Doing It In Public.

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

Paul Riser Tells It In An Interesting Way; He Dissects It And Tells The Structure, You Know, 'you Don't Mention That Part Here.' But That's What's Interesting About It And The People Who Are Absent Are Interesting Too.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.