It Takes Many Years To Be A

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

They Always Use The Word 'insult' With Me, But I Don't Hurt Anybody. I Wouldn't Be Sitting Here If I Did. I Make Fun Of Everybody And Exaggerate All Our Insecurities.

Once In A While, When I'm Alone, I Think About My Age. I Think, How Many More Years Do I Have On This Earth? But I Can't Really Conceive Of Dying. Somehow, In My Head, I Don't Think I'll Die. I Know That Everybody Dies, Of Course. I Just Think That It'll Never Come To Me. It's Crazy, But There It Is.