Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A Joke Is Working Or Not For The First Couple Of Minutes.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.

I Tell You One Thing That's Great About Children. They Don't Need A Show To Have Fun. What Do They Need? A Book Of Matches, Some Oily Rags, A Little Brother... That's All They Need.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.