Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

I Keep Getting These People At My Shows Who Only Know Me From Television. I Can Always Tell When They're, Like, Emotionally Flinching When I Start Doing My Jokes.

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?