Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.